Police in Corvallis, Oregon probably didn’t need to read the t-shirt of a 21-year-old man to realize he was “drunk as s**t” while operating a motor vehicle.
Police received a call last Sunday from the 21-year-old man’s girlfriend who was a passenger in his car. When 21-year-old Ross McMakin and his girlfriend got into his car, she offered to drive because she thought he was too drunk to drive. He agreed. But alas, his car had a stick shift and the woman had very little experience driving vehicles with standard transmissions.